Tokyo Drift- Bicycle Version

Tokyo Drift- Bicycle Version

Hey! Nice ride.
– Thanks! Is that one yours? No it’s from my boyfriend Ah, you’ve got a boyfriend..
– Yeah Are you talkin’ to my girl? No, she was just admiring my ride – Your ride?
I’ve got a flower of three inch, three gears, two pedals, two wheels, and it goes from 0-10 in 2 seconds So.. You can read the brochure! Stop! Let your bikes do the fighting Over here, we caught you street racing.
You drove 50 km/h too fast And over here… You used violence – I like that one!
Can I get a copy of it? No jokes.
You can get in jail for that, little boy You silly boy, you jerk!
– Ah, mom, moom! YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU DID IT AGAIN! We, are not moving anywhere,
you are the one who’s moving ok.. Like your new school?
– Ah, I’ve gotta get used to it Hey, kiddo, ya new here right?
– Yeah Wanna buy an iPod case?
– Uhm, guy I don’t even have an iPod Not?! Not even! Well, look what I’ve got for you: An iPod, Touch. 2nd generation -2nd generation,
man are you old or something? Oh oh, you sure wanna new one?
4th generation, here you go – Nah…
Ain’t got the money, right? Yeah.
– I saw you crashing on the news Oh, did you like it?
– Yeah it was fun to watch Do you also have a car?
– Yes of course, I’ll show you, come on with me Is it this one, I like that one?
– Of course not! Or, this one, the Clio
– Nope Ah man I hope for you it’s not that one!
– No man! Wanna see my baby boy? This is it, Hulk Car
– That piece of crap?! Wanna see some real bikes? Come with me, backseat
– ok By the way, my name’s Twinkie
– Hi Twinkie I’m Sean I’ll introduce you to my friend, Han Sean, this is Han.
Han this is Sean So, which one is yours?
– They’re all mine What, you mean all these cars? Yeah man they’re all mine I’ve got some more in my garage
– No, you’re kidding me! Yeah man, those are really the best
– Can I see them? Of course! I promise you, they’re cool! So, here it is, the bike collection of Han! Oh no!
– See that girl over there? Yeah
– She’s Nee-Lah I know Ah man, Han serious!
Is this the Multi Purpose Sports?! Hey guys welcome to my garage! Wheew!
– He loves it Wow man, it’s great!
Hi Nee-Lah! How are you? *chattering* Hey, get away from my girl! Why? This is a free country You know who I am boy? Yeah you’re like the
Justin Timberlake of Japan You’re lucky I’ve gotta go.
Come on Nee-Lah, let’s get out of here Good luck with your girlfriend, Timberlake! Stop it! Get away! I don’t think so! *gurgles* Nee-Lah, Sean, Twinkie,
let’s get outta here! Come on guys, hurry up! C’mon! This ain’t good No man.. Man I can’t believe this,
Han is dead! Our good friend, man Oh I swear, D.K
will pay for this – yeah but how, man.. We’ll race, and the loser
leaves Tokyo D.K won’t accept it if he loses.
He’ll cheat Mwoah..
I’ll think of something Hey D.K here! Tonight, 7’o clock. The trail
Loser leaves Tokyo. Be there Let’s race Loser leaves Tokyo man!
– Goodbye *censured* Ah, man I already expected this.
You’re a bad loser Just get out of my life! Have you got any last words? No, do you’ve got any last words *aaargh!* Nee-Lah? Bu..But…But why?

47 thoughts on “Tokyo Drift- Bicycle Version

  1. AWESOME >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE DISLIKE BUTTON WORKS

  2. Hahaha these comments are great! It is almost 'Group 8 crap" 3 years older than group 8 😛 A school project we had to do. Your comments are hilarious!

  3. so funny! the song at 2:00 "requiem of a dream, clint mansel" soo good of a song. funny gay british boys haha this is great guys!

  4. if you are doing a Tokyo drift remake you should at least include some drifting and bicycles are driftable 

  5. SHIEEEEET oh btw neither of you two have a GOOD bike! i mean look at those silly street bikes!! all girly and the tires are so slim!!

  6. "Tokyo drift" with 0 Asians but they tried to at least get the black guy by putting black face paint on him, dafuq

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