How to Riot: Anarchy Tips from the Black Bloc! | We the Internet TV

How to Riot: Anarchy Tips from the Black Bloc! | We the Internet TV


Hey comrades! These past few months have been so incredible, working together to fight back against our Capitalist overlords. I think we’re doing wonderful work! But we could be doing better. Here are 6 tips that will help you take your anarchy to the next level. [intense music] Number 1: Dress to Impress. Dress for the riot you want, not the riot you have. That might involve doing a little shoplifting. In your closet, you probably have a hoodie, a bandana, or a balaclava. But are they black? Come on guys! We’re trying to create a black bloc here. Adding other colors to the uniform just makes it a shade less intimidating. And although you may be covered up and anonymous, trust me, we all see you. Number 2: Props. Nothing says ‘we mean business’ more than destroying an actual business. But to do so, you’re going to need props. I recommend bringing hammers to the riot. They’re super dependable, and they’re also one of the tools the workers will have to use to repair the damage you’ve done. Number 3: Fighting. If you don’t outnumber your innocent opponent by at least 20 to 1, then that is not a fight you want. Someone could get hurt! And at no point are you to debate your enemies. They have words. You have mace. Use it! Number 4: Cardio. You’re going to be doing a lot of running away, especially with all the sucker punching, pepper spraying, and beatings with sticks you’ll be delivering. Come on, you’re a hero. So get in there and get out. Heroically! Oh, and make sure to stretch beforehand. Just one pulled hamstring could slow down the revolution. Number 5: Everyone is a Fascist. Remember, this is the Antifa movement. And if you’re not Antifa, then you’re Fa. And if you’re Fa, then we’re going to find you, and we’re going to fa you up. Whether you’re a Nazi, or a Nazi, or a Nazi… or….look, everyone without their face covered is pretty much a Nazi. Got it? Number 6: Location, location, location! If there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s if you’re looking to riot, stick to progressive cities. The harder it is to obtain a gun legally, the less likely some law abiding Fascist is going to shoot you in self-defense. (yelling) Comrades, I hope these tips help you along on your mission. And I can’t wait to see you at the next riot. Until then, keep fighting. And let’s hope the fascists don’t start fighting back. What advice would you give to the violent Antifa movement? Let us know in the comments. And subscribe to our channel, We The Internet TV, and follow us on Twitter and Facebook for new videos every week. And if you don’t, then I guess you’re just a mean Fascist jerk. (intense music)

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  1. I am a transgender person,
    far leftists hate me when, I speak .
    Look, they are way to many fake trans people who are just mental .

    there are two genders , if you look male then your pronouns are him or he.
    if you look female then , her or she.

    if some one uses the wrong pronoun by mistake then apologize for it, be thankful and be grateful.

    if you have male parts , then use the man's bathrooms .

    every transgender man and woman that are real transgender people with ,Gender Disphoria.
    we all believe that there are only two genders, act and dress like any average person dose .

    a mother and or father has every right to be protctve if there family , if your claming to be a trans woman and have male parts , you have no right to use the woman's bathrooms and if you try to force your way in to a woman's bathroom with a man's wife or daughter or another woman in the woman's bathroom, you got hurt coming to You!

    children's safety is more important!

    ask any real transgender woman and transgender man , we all agree on this topic.

    I have been been repeatedly attacked by lefftest for not supporting there craziness, and conservative people have defended me also supported me.

    this political stuff is not all about me or what's in it for just me, it's about all of us , what's good for family's,

    I am sick of seeing good man being demanized.

    I'm also not in to man however I have good friends who are man and I see the crap they also put up with.

    i have woman friends who also deal with so much crap ,
    if she speaks out against the lefftest or she dose not support the leftist, she is attacked.

    the LGBT community's have lost there minds , now it's LGBTQ plus, I no longer have anything to do with them , many real transgender woman and man have walked away from them.

    lesbians are impacted so negative if she dose not prompt hate against white man.

    the real crafts have taken over are transgender platforms.
    puls the LGBT community's.

    Antifa is a criminal political gang of bottom feeders .

    don't allow then to take all your rights away or your and familys safety away or property or even you life .

    they have no rights or protections when they attacked you.

  2. Hilarious instruction video, but the guy's obviously a Poser. Looks too healthy, not enough soy in his diet, & could probably hold his own in a fight. NOT the type of recruit that would fit in.

  3. hey, can you send me the video of the guy(Fa) holding the Antifa at bay with a gun. I need to train on laughing at the Fa's. They were laughing at him, right?

  4. The funniest thing about macing the girl in the red hat. Is the fact that she supports antifa! And her hat was mocking Trump! Not supporting him.

  5. Ha what are you trying to do . You are trying to get some kids in trouble,. Well if see you and I find you you will wish I never did . You dick head Back masker you think you are clever I hope some one like you are pissing off a person as some of us
    Who lost everything serving my country followed orders and always told that you back home would be glad and know they would not have the freedom we have if not for real Military men and women , well I don’t have time to think your funny my daughter works for the government and she won’t be paid and she is on ferlo until this dumb shut down is over . But of course a spoiled little joker for Satan would think your funny because fucks like you hurt men and dads like me . And you who would say ah he is just . Stop he is more of a consern so here it is I hope a man who knows what I mean or a spirit that can get in some one that we both would like to kill and I hope it causes someone to shoot you like a piece of. Shit you are and you tube look the other way and don’t put little that shit on . And all you and all of you do you know , don’t you wonder what’s going on down under you?πŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸ”―πŸ›ΈπŸ›ΈπŸ›ΈπŸ›ΈπŸ›ΈπŸ›ΈπŸ›ΈπŸ›ΈπŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŽ©πŸ˜Žβš–οΈπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ•ŽπŸ†“βŒβ˜ŽοΈπŸŽΌπŸŽΆπŸ…πŸ…πŸ”―πŸ…πŸ…

  6. I think it would be a great idea to help the revolution if AntiFa post videos of their planning meetings on social media. That way everyone will see how inclusive and well organized they are!

  7. I don't really give a shit to those antifa clowns….. but at least we have something to fight the gay Nazis like Julius and Richard Spencer.

  8. My advise to this clearly mentally challenged individual is "Choise is an illusion, between those with power and those without". But I think he's going to need someone to explain it to him.

  9. Id like to see these antifa a-holes grow a sack and try a riot at the Marine Barracks in DC. I mean, if they are so tough, it shouldnt be a problem, right?

  10. I can’t wait for the inevitable second American civil war we’re going to have. I will be capping anyone in all black without question

  11. The only further advice to give to the Anti-FA rioters is the stick their hammers up the gas hatchet, and go home right after.

  12. Antifa is one of America's useless communists agitators who only know how to destroy rather than buildup. They really are no better than the fascists they oppose.

  13. So I gave my phone to my 3 year daughter so she could watch peppa pig and when I checked she was watching this 😲..

  14. Any other Vets out there want to start showing up at these riots and start fucking these bitches up? Any Conservatives want to bankroll a trip?… let me know, and we'll get together a van full of Marines. Let's see how tough those college kids are then!

  15. Finally, political comedy that is truthful and hilarious. If it wasn’t, I’d have to β€˜fa you up

  16. Bourgeoisie wannabe commies that sucker punch and perform other cheap shots. Basically spoiled chickenshits looking for attention. They are actually pro-fascists…that puzzling irony the left is known for.

  17. I love this guy! 🀣🏴πŸ’ͺπŸΎπŸ΄πŸ‘ŠπŸΎπŸ΄βœŠπŸΎ and that's why you must have a gun too! Stop being a coward!

  18. I truly hate to admit this, but.. the antifa anarchist crowd is fake!😠 I'm not saying the movement is, nkt saying the riots are. Obviously the riots aren't fake as we can see through video footage but, ANTIFA unfortunately aren't real anarchists like myself! They're not willing to engage in extremism to bring about real anarchy! πŸ“’ and what angers me the most is that they'll LIE about what ANARCHY is. Anarchy is basically a outlaw society, like.. outlaw territory in the wild western era. Man I wish I grew up in them days but, the anarchists ideology doesn't mean shit if you aren't willing to be extremist & militant insurgents.. that's my argument. πŸ“£ and this coward in the video disgusts meπŸ˜’πŸ€£ he's NOT a real anarchists unfortunately 😞smdh

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